The Leisure Log · 2026

Season Five


Every Season Five episode in blog form — from the New Year's Day BRAG route release through the Tour de France daily mini-series and beyond.

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S5E36 · July 24, 2026

Can A Yellow Jersey Survive Without A Team

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A single late attack can win a Tour de France stage, but a wave of illness can threaten an entire campaign. After an Alpine Stage 18 packed with climbing and chaos, we break down how Richard Carapaz nailed the timing on the final climb, cracked the day wide open, and rode away to a statement win — and why the GC group looked unusually conservative, choosing patience over panic with only a few days left.

Then the conversation shifts to the real drama brewing inside UAE Team Emirates: stomach and flu-like issues hitting key riders, Brandon McNulty's difficult day and eventual abandon, and Tim Wellens fighting just to stay inside the time limit. It's the perfect launching point to explain Tour de France team tactics in plain language — why domestiques matter, how leaders get protected, and what a "strong rider on paper" loses when the support network starts disappearing.

We wrap by looking ahead to Stage 19 and the legendary Alpe d'Huez — a shorter, more explosive day where attacks fly and pacing mistakes get punished in every hairpin — and clarify the OTL "outside the time limit" rule and how officials can apply discretion when the race turns brutal.

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S5E35 · July 23, 2026

Why The Breakaway Still Makes The Tour Unpredictable

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Stage 17 was supposed to be the sprinters' last clean shot before the Tour de France hits the High Alps — instead it refused to behave. We break down Jasper Philipsen's long-awaited win, set up by a top-tier leadout from Mathieu van der Poel, and why the green-jersey points race suddenly feels tight enough to change tactics at every intermediate sprint.

Then the day gets weird in the best way: breakaways everywhere, a peloton that keeps fragmenting, and moments where it briefly looks like the GC could get dragged into the mess. We dig into Adam Yates battling illness — finishing 26 minutes down and raising real questions for UAE Team Emirates in the mountains — and relive Jasper Stuyven's late move, caught just three kilometers from the line: the breakaway experience in one scene, hope for hours and heartbreak in seconds.

We also slow down and make the breakaway make sense — drafting and wind shelter, how teams "keep the break on a leash," and why strong riders aren't always welcome in the escape — with a few famous Tour breakaways for context, from Pereiro and Voeckler to Jack Bauer's near-miss and Simon Clarke's cobbled gamble.

We close with a Stage 18 Alpine preview and a blunt prediction (Remco needs to claw back at least 45 seconds or it's over), plus listener love — including a book tip, Road to Valor — and a shout-out to everyone out at RAGBRAI.

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S5E34 · July 22, 2026

Space Helmets And Brake Checks On Tour

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One brutal truth defines the Tour de France time trial: you can do everything right and still lose time. We pick apart Stage 16's individual time trial, where Remco Evenepoel rips the course at blistering speed, grabs the stage win, and claws back 28 seconds on Tadej Pogacar — a big moment for Remco's confidence and a reminder that against the clock, he's one of the most dangerous riders in the world.

But the yellow jersey story stays complicated. Pogacar limits the damage and carries a commanding GC lead of 4 minutes and 32 seconds into the next day, which forces a real question: is the Tour still open, or does it take chaos to crack that margin? We talk through what that gap means tactically, how two straight wins can shift a team's mindset, and why momentum matters even when the standings barely move.

Then the episode takes a darker turn with a reported road-rage incident involving Brandon McNulty on the way to the start, plus the gut punch of Florian Lipowitz crashing near the finish and abandoning the race. We keep it grounded in what's known while speaking plainly about cyclist safety.

We wrap by nerding out on time-trial gear and marginal gains, then look ahead to Stage 17: mostly flat, likely controlled by sprinter teams, but still full of breakaway intrigue.

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S5E33 · July 21, 2026

Tour De France Rest Day Breakdown With Big Questions

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They say "rest day," but the Tour de France never really rests. We're back with a mid-race reset from the 2026 Tour de France, recapping where things stand after 15 stages and why Stage 16's individual time trial could still shake the leaderboard. Between huge mountains and unpredictable weather, the race has already delivered the kind of chaos that makes fans either fall in love with cycling or start yelling at the TV.

We dig into the biggest storylines: Pogacar's wins and the growing talk of cycling immortality, Evenepoel's breakthrough road stage and his best shot to gain time against the clock, and Pidcock's high-risk breakaway style that brings points, penalties, and controversy. We also talk crashes and the weird moments that can flip a Grand Tour in seconds, plus the reality that even proven winners can hit total exhaustion in the high mountains.

Then we go where cycling always leads sooner or later: anti-doping. We unpack what it means when riders get woken up at 2 a.m. or 5 a.m. for testing, how the athlete biological passport fits into modern enforcement, and why storing samples for 10 years is both reassuring and unsettling. Along the way we debate what "fair" looks like when sleep, recovery, and performance are all tied together, and we ask whether today's systems match what the sport needs in 2026.

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S5E32 · July 20, 2026

Getting Woken Up At 2 A.M. Then Getting Wrecked

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One crash can erase months of planning, and Stage 15 of the Tour de France proves it. We walk through a mountain day that feels unreal on speed alone, then gets even more intense with a major shake-up in the overall standings. Remco Evenepoel lands a huge stage victory on a brutal summit finish, and suddenly the race feels less predictable than it did 24 hours earlier.

We also wrestle with the hardest part of pro cycling to watch: Jonas Vingegaard goes down, suffers a fractured clavicle, and has to abandon. From there we unpack the tactical questions that stick in your brain as a fan. Why was his team driving the pace for kilometers? What was the plan supposed to be, and how does a single mistake on a corner change what "second place" even means going forward?

Then we pivot to two controversies that spark real debate among cycling fans. First: overnight anti-doping controls, including wake-ups at 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. We support clean racing, but we ask whether the timing is fair before the hardest stages in the sport. Second: Tom Pidcock's penalty for illegal assistance, what the UCI rule actually says, and how a 20-second time hit and other sanctions can ripple through a rider's goals.

We close by looking ahead to the rest day and the stage 16 individual time trial, then shift gears to RAGBRAI updates where heat, crowded roads, and emergency vehicles make one thing crystal clear: communication saves people.

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S5E31 · July 19, 2026

We Forgot The Theme Song And Pogacar Still Went Nuclear

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Rain turns a mountain stage into a pressure test, and Stage 14 of the Tour de France makes that painfully clear. We jump from a few real-life road problems of our own (including a theme song blunder we have to own) straight into a day of relentless climbing, aggressive racing, and descents that look terrifying even from the couch.

We break down the Stage 14 route and why the raw numbers matter: 153.3 km, roughly 3,800 meters of elevation, and four categorized climbs that never let riders settle. Then we get into the story everyone's talking about, Tadej Pogacar's latest statement ride in yellow — plus 19-year-old Paul Seixas lighting it up and taking the white jersey.

The most intense segment is the weather: wet tarmac, team radio warnings, and split-second decision-making on high-speed hairpins. We wrap with a Stage 15 look-ahead and a community check-in on RAGBRAI 53 as Iowa heats up.

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S5E30 · July 18, 2026

Tom Pidcock Jumps To Fourth And The Podium Fight Gets Real

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The longest day of the Tour de France just lit a fuse. A fast, listener-friendly Stage 13 breakdown after a 205.8-kilometer grind along the Swiss border that turns into pure breakaway drama at the line. Mario Schmidt takes the win, fights through cramps, and still times a two-man sprint perfectly.

Then the bigger story: Tom Pidcock blows up the general classification, rocketing from 10th to 4th overall and putting the podium fight on a knife edge heading into the mountains.

Plus some of the Tour's best weird history: disqualifications, forged bike parts, riders gaming last place for cash, and the legendary roadside beer stop.

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S5E29 · July 17, 2026

Musette Mystery Meat And A Photo Finish Town

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A flat Tour de France stage can feel calm right up until it suddenly isn't, and Stage 12 is a perfect example. Adam recaps the day solo while Michael's off the grid on family vacation. The headline is Tim Merlier's hat trick: his third win of the Tour, sealed in a chaotic bunch sprint.

The green jersey drama tightens — an intermediate sprint, a jury review, and a points competition where the top four are separated by just 50 points.

Plus the details that make the Tour fun: an F1 circuit connection, a town linked to the invention of photography, and a practical explainer on the musette.

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S5E28 · July 16, 2026

The Cycling Ninja Strikes At The Finish Line

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Stage 11 felt less like a "flat day" and more like a high-speed science experiment that got loose. From Vichy to Nevers, the peloton clocks the fastest road stage the Tour has ever seen — a staggering 31.6 mph average with a strong tailwind — and suddenly every small detail matters: positioning, leadouts, timing, and which teams are willing to burn matches to control the finale.

The story we can't stop talking about is the winner: dead last the day before after a crash and a hand injury, then a shock Tour de France stage win the next morning. We also unpack the Jasper Philipsen ruling that flips from relegation to reinstatement, and what it says about sprint interference and safety.

We close on the classifications that shape the race: yellow jersey control, Mads Pedersen's green jersey momentum, and why five to six minutes down usually means betting on chaos, not form.

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S5E27 · July 15, 2026

How Many Platforms Does It Take To Mispronounce A Podium

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One bad corner can change a Grand Tour, and today's Tour de France proved it. When riders are descending at 50 to 60 miles per hour, the margin for error is basically nonexistent. We talk through the crashes, what likely causes them on technical descents, and why it's a win for the whole race that nobody appears to be forced out.

Then the meat of the stage: 166.6 km, about 4,450 meters of climbing, and seven categorized climbs — one of the toughest mountain days of the first half. Tadej Pogacar's near-summit attack takes the stage and stretches his lead to 3:36 over Jonas Vingegaard.

We also zoom out for Bastille Day history, including France's shockingly long drought since 1985 despite leading all nations with 36 overall Tour wins.

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S5E26 · July 14, 2026

How Much Luck Does The Yellow Jersey Need

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Two minutes and 42 seconds can feel like a wall, right up until the Tour de France reminds you it's paper thin. We take the rest day to reset the race: where the general classification stands, how the first nine stages actually played out, and why the yellow jersey fight between Tadej Pogacar and Jonas Vingegaard still has plenty of room to turn.

We walk through the opening stretch from the Barcelona start — the early time trial impact, the first real mountain separation, and how brutal heat has shaped tactics — then dig into the practical question: what does it really take to find 2:42 in the mountains?

Plus a Stage 10 Bastille Day preview, community messages, a RAGBRAI meetup invite, and a ridiculous donut-fueled racing debate that somehow belongs in a cycling podcast.

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S5E25 · July 13, 2026

Stage 9 Recap: A Shortened Route And A Big Win

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Stage 9 hits like a blast furnace: temperatures in the mid-to-upper 90s, the road shimmering, and organizers shaving about 30 kilometers off the route just to keep the day manageable. A real-world lesson in pro cycling heat management and hydration strategy.

The storyline tightens around a breakaway that almost makes the dream stick — then Mathieu van der Poel powers through for his third career Tour de France stage win, with Tobias Johansson and Tom Pidcock close behind.

We also detour into cycling history, because today's cooling vests sound even wilder when you remember riders once smoked mid-race and treated wine or beer as standard "fuel."

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S5E24 · July 12, 2026

What A Newspaper War Still Teaches Us About Racing Today

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A flat-looking stage can still feel like survival at 95°F. We break down Stage 8 to Bergerac — a breakaway on a short leash and a full-speed sprint where Tim Merlier makes it two straight — then answer a question every new fan asks: if a rider grabs the team car after a mechanical, is that cheating? Sticky bottles, commissaire judgment calls, and where the line sits.

Then the history that makes the Tour bigger than sport: its origin as a newspaper war, the real reason the yellow jersey is yellow, the 1904 cheating scandal with alleged train rides, and how "domestique" went from insult to the most important job in cycling.

We close with two unforgettable notes: Gino Bartali's secret WWII heroism and the ancient cave paintings near the route.

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S5E23 · July 11, 2026

Tour De France 2026 Stage 7 Recap And Rider Pay Explained

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A flat stage can look boring until you watch 46+ km/h speed, a boxed-in peloton, and a finish where the last 200 meters decide everything. Stage 7 into Bordeaux: how the breakaway got managed, why the sprint teams dictated the day, and what it takes for Tim Merlier to launch at the exact right moment.

Then a hard turn into a question fans ask all the time: how do Tour de France riders make money? Salary ranges, the domestique reality, endorsements, contract bonuses, and the surprisingly communal way prize money works — pooled and shared not just with teammates, but with the staff who keep the whole machine running.

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S5E22 · July 10, 2026

What Pogacar Is To Climbing I Am To Pie

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A mountain stage can feel like a slow burn until it suddenly becomes a wildfire, and Stage 6 in the Pyrenees is exactly that. The numbers alone sound unreal: 186.2 kilometers, 4,100 meters of climbing, and oppressive summer heat that forces every team to ration matches.

The moment that turns the race: Tadej Pogacar attacking early on the Col du Tourmalet. We talk through how the move develops, why the timing is so shocking, and what it means when a top contender like Jonas Vingegaard can ride well and still lose time.

And then the part that made us both wince: the descent, with speeds creeping toward 70 mph — plus the day's toughest news, as a crash takes the previous stage winner out on concussion protocol.

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S5E21 · July 9, 2026

The Tour Says No U-Turns

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A sprint stage is supposed to be predictable until it isn't. Stage 5 brings blazing heat, constant fights for position, and a gutsy solo breakaway that dares the race to respond. Then everything changes with a crash inside the final six kilometers, wrecking sprint trains right as lead-outs try to click into place. From that chaos, Olav Kooij keeps his head and wins the sprint.

We also dig into the Tour's hidden rulebook via listener questions: why riding backward on course is forbidden — even for mechanics — what's actually allowed when you need help, and how penalties work.

Finally, we simplify the scoring behind the green jersey, the polka dot King of the Mountains, and why yellow and white are about cumulative time, not points.

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S5E20 · July 8, 2026

When Your Fork Snaps And when the Tour de France Hits 104

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Stage 4 of the Tour de France is the reminder every cycling fan loves and every GC team fears: one day can rewrite the race. We talk through the full Stage 4 recap from Carcassonne to Foix, including the brutal numbers, the four categorized climbs, and the oppressive 104°F heat that forces teams to rethink pacing, hydration, and risk.

The headline is a massive breakaway that gets real freedom. We explain why GC teams sometimes refuse to chase, what that decision signals to the peloton, and how it effectively concedes the stage to the move up the road. From there, it's a masterclass in execution: Lidl-Trek place riders perfectly, launch at the right moment, and convert the chaos into a stage win for Mads Pedersen, with Quinn Simmons adding a big moment for American fans. We also run through the jersey shakeups, including the new yellow jersey.

Then we get into one of the harshest rules in pro cycling: the Tour de France time cut. We break down how it's calculated off the winner's time and what it looks like when a rider misses it and gets pulled from the race. To top it off, a piece of Tour history that sounds unreal by today's standards, when riders had to repair their own bikes with no outside help.

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S5E19 · July 7, 2026

What Extreme Heat And Wildfires Change In Cycling

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A Tour de France stage can feel like a summer joyride on TV, until you hear the numbers and realize it was basically a moving furnace. Day three brings 195.9 km of racing, an average temperature around 90°F, and the first real mountain exam as the route crosses into the French Pyrenees. We break down what that heat means for pacing, hydration, and team control.

The race finally gives the general classification contenders a clean place to measure each other: big climbing, an uphill finish, and no hiding when the accelerations start. We talk through the breakaway's impact, the fight for mountain points that sets up the polka dot jersey, and the moment UAE Team Emirates takes command before Tadej Pogacar launches the move that decides the stage.

Then the Tour gets surreal. Wildfire conditions and smoke near the finish change the atmosphere so much that the mountaintop feels like a ghost town compared to the usual wall of fans. We also swap a couple of cycling nerd facts, from old-school newspaper tricks on descents to modern tire logistics, including how many tires a Tour rider might actually go through in three weeks.

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S5E18 · July 6, 2026

The Secret To Winning Is Letting Someone Else Win

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A mechanical problem, a 22-year-old rising star, and a team captain who chooses leadership over ego, that's the kind of Tour de France story that sticks. We pick up right after Stage 2 with a clear, fan-friendly breakdown of what "categorized climbs" actually mean, from Category 4 rollers to Category 1 grinders and the brutal HC ascents that feel beyond human.

Then we dive into the Stage 2 recap, including Isaac Del Toro's statement win and why it's such a big moment for Mexican cycling. We talk through the chaos of chasing back after a mechanical issue, the timing of the final mountain loop, and the subtle teamwork that turns a "bad day" into the biggest win of a young rider's career. We also unpack the jersey rules that prevent a rider from wearing two jerseys at once.

To round it out, we get practical and a little obsessed: pro cycling nutrition. The real numbers behind endurance fueling, including the 5,000 to 8,000 calories per day range, plus the darker side of the race: crashes, concussion protocols, and how quickly a Tour can end.

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S5E17 · July 5, 2026

The Tour Is Back And We're Counting Seconds

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Eight seconds doesn't sound like much until it's eight seconds at the Tour de France. We're launching Leisure Breakaway as a short, stage-by-stage companion to Tour de France 2026, starting with the opening days in Barcelona and a team time trial that already reshuffled expectations for the general classification.

We break down the big-picture setup first: July 4 through July 26, 21 stages over 23 days, two rest days, 23 teams, and 184 riders racing roughly 3,333 kilometers. Then we get into what made this team time trial especially worth paying attention to: instead of one shared team time, every rider earns an individual time, which changes how early gaps hit the GC contenders. Jonas Vingegaard and Visma Lease a Bike strike first, with Tadej Pogacar, Filippo Ganna, and Remco Evenepoel immediately in the mix.

We also share how we'll keep these mini episodes clean and easy to follow, labeled by stage and city so you can listen in order — plus the stuff fans always wonder about, from calories per day to how the musette feed bag works, and where to watch the race around the world.

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S5E16 · July 4, 2026

Bucket Hats, Beanie Babies, And Why Cyclists Built The Roads

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A bucket hat shows up in our lives again, and this time it's not just an awkward dinner story. We read a real headline about a Florida bank robber who demanded cash in his bucket hat, then basically helped police catch him by continuing to wear the thing. It's ridiculous, it's funny, and it somehow fits perfectly with our ongoing theory that bucket hats cause people to go a little berserk.

We also bring back a favorite guest, Miya, for a warm update on Confetti, the well-traveled Beanie Baby who keeps tagging along on rides, vacations, and big moments. That opens the door to Beanie Baby history, the 1990s collectible craze, and why most of the "value" talk misses the point when the real payoff is memory and tradition. On top of that, a practical flight-booking tip and a Listener Spotlight that lands in Powell, Tennessee, complete with a railroad stop origin story and novelty architecture.

Then we shift gears into something we want every road user to know: cyclists helped drive the early push for better roads in the United States through the Good Roads Movement and the League of American Wheelmen, before cars dominated transportation. It's the kind of history that changes what you say the next time someone yells "get off the road."

We wrap with a look ahead: daily Tour de France mini episodes with quick recaps, jersey basics, and beginner-friendly commentary as we follow the race day by day.

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S5E15 · June 17, 2026

Hot Gatorade, Blue M&Ms, We Never Planned a Community, Then it happened.

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A guy rode past us during a bike event while listening to our podcast at the exact same moment. That's the kind of sentence we would have laughed at when we first hit record, and it's the perfect way to frame our 100th episode milestone. We start with classic Cycling Men of Leisure catch-up: work trips that turn into mini road adventures, the beauty of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, and why moving too fast makes you miss the weird, wonderful "true America" you only find when you take the long way.

Then we debut a brand-new Listener Spotlight jingle, share the fan mail that demanded it, and break down a Spotlight built around Omaha, Nebraska. From there, things get even better: Miya Sharp joins us as a surprise guest interviewer and asks the questions we didn't script, including why we started the podcast, how the original vision evolved beyond cycling, and the exact BRAG and RAGBRAI moments when strangers called us "the life of leisure" and the name finally stuck. We also get into our favorite episodes, the speakeasy tradition, the biggest travel disaster, and the one word we want the show to be known for: honest.

We close by looking ahead with Tour de France energy and cycling headlines, including youth development investment and a nod to progress in women's professional cycling. If you've ever loved the space between point A and point B, you're in the right place.

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S5E14 · May 30, 2026

BIG BRAG Without Us

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Big BRAG week is here, and we've got a confession: we're jealous. We're thrilled our cycling team is rolling deep with 23 riders, but it's still strange not having our own gear spread across the floor and our bikes half-packed for travel. That tension sparks a bigger conversation about what a multi-day bike ride really is when you strip away the stats. For us, BRAG isn't just a route, it's the anticipation, the shuttle chatter, the packing tricks, the "please let my bike go back together" prayers, and the way a cycling community can feel like summer camp for grown-ups.

We also get real about why riding on a team makes everything better, even when people branch out into their own crews. The point isn't whose jersey you wear, it's showing up together, swapping stories, and keeping the stoke alive across the whole event — like how many "extra" screws are acceptable after rebuilding your bike (three or less, obviously).

Then we shift to what matters most: cycling safety. Keep the rubber side down, watch for tracks, stay alert on trails, and look out for pedestrians and other riders. Plus a challenge for the road: keep an eye out for the 2026 Guess the Route winner jersey, grab a photo if you spot it, and send it our way.

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S5E13 · May 22, 2026

We Got Ranked Number One So Now What, Leisure Cycling Updates

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Your house might be quieter than you think, and that can be dangerous. We share a real fire safety wake-up call that sent us home to twist detectors off the ceiling and read the fine print, because smoke detectors and CO alarms can expire and "smart" models are not always the safest choice if you're not tracking lifespan and sensors. If you've ever assumed your alarms will just work forever, this conversation is your sign to test, check dates, and replace what's overdue.

We also keep it firmly in our cycling lane with BRAG updates and community fun, including the official "Guess The Brag Route" winner jersey and a listener challenge to grab a photo if you spot the winner wearing it on the route. Listener Spotlight brings voice fan mail and a solved puzzle that lands us in Northampton, England, complete with tunnels, shoemaking history, and a Doctor Who connection.

And because we're Cycling Men of Leisure, we zigzag into the good stuff: a genuinely surprised review of the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo and Aquarium, a quick hit of bike infrastructure news from Seattle and New York City (including why protected bike lanes help everyone), and a pro cycling check-in with Giro d'Italia stats that sound almost impossible. We even circle back to the strange little "99 and 44/100% pure" Ivory Soap mystery and why 99 is a legendary number in sports.

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S5E12 · May 8, 2026

The Bar Is On Fire And So Is My Foot

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A $125 Old Fashioned with fire, maple syrup, and bacon sounds like a joke until it shows up tableside and the whole bar starts watching. We kick things off with high-roller banter, travel timing headaches, and a reminder that our kind of road adventure is not about speed, it is about stories you will still be laughing about months later.

Listener Spotlight takes a surprising turn to Palestine, Texas, a town that connects old-school American history with NASA-level balloon science. We talk about the Columbia Scientific Balloon Facility, why balloons are a real local point of pride, and the kind of baked-good stops that justify a detour, including a historic Texas bakery and a pie shop with a serious reputation.

Then we shift gears into cycling safety after a disturbing road rage hit-and-run involving a group ride in Georgia. We break down the "cars own the road" attitude, why it puts cyclists and everyone else at risk, and how bike cameras can play a real role in accountability. From there, it gets personal with a plantar fasciitis update, bone spurs, orthotics, and what recovery looks like when you still want to stay active.

We wrap with practical cycling trip packing tips that can save a weeklong ride: bring a derailleur hanger that fits your exact bike, pack detergent for emergency kit washes, track your bike and bags with AirTags or Tiles, and carry a power bank that keeps your phone, lights, computer, and radar alive.

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S5E11 · April 24, 2026

We Get Evacuated Mid Tasting And Still Finish Dinner

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Tornado sirens, Spanish artisanal cheese, and bourbon business headlines sound like three different shows, but that's a normal ride for us. We start with road-style storytelling and conference chaos, including the legendary tale of a family raising chickens and learning the hard way that "Jennifer" is not the sweet hen everyone expected.

Then we bring the community into the conversation with Listener Spotlight, where you send guesses through our fan mail link and we read and play your messages. This round's clues lead straight to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and we break down the history, the beer references, and the pop-culture breadcrumbs that made so many of you nail it. We also welcome new listeners from around the world.

From there, we shift into leisure news: a viral cycling story from Fort Scott, Kansas, a free bike share program, and bourbon whiskey updates that matter to anyone who likes a post-ride pour. We talk Four Roses, Sazerac, Brown-Forman, and what a cooling whiskey market could mean for prices and availability.

Finally, we tell the full story of meeting a high-energy Spanish cheese maker at a reunion dinner, tasting sheep milk and goat milk cheeses, and getting evacuated to a bathroom twice as a tornado moves through the area, which leads to a surprisingly useful comparison between cheese aging and whiskey aging.

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S5E10 · April 10, 2026

Please Listen Because Our Options Haven't Changed

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The weird truth about modern life is that a robot might reject your resume, your phone might read you a transcript like closed captions, and a stranger in a restaurant might force you to hear their videos at full volume. We lean into all of it while keeping the Men of Leisure spirit intact and yes, there's a big announcement tucked inside.

We start with a real update from the road, or at least from the studio: Adam is back upstairs with a new setup, better sound, and a space built for recording. Then we roll into Listener Spotlight with a town that literally had to move, plus a welcome to new listeners joining from Jordan.

From there, we get practical. Michael shares where things stand on the job search and why he's rebuilding his resume and LinkedIn around ATS software and AI resume screening. Then we bring it home with show upgrades: fan mail now includes a 60-second voicemail option, chapters are getting better tools, transcripts are improving, and Road Adventures of Cycling Men of Leisure has been selected for Apple Video Podcasts.

We close with rants that hit close to home: headphone etiquette in public, endless hold times, and phone trees that swear the options changed when they didn't.

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S5E9 · March 27, 2026

What If Leisure Is The Whole Point, the longhorn steakhouse Guy joins the show

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A canceled flight at 2am shouldn't turn into an overnight saga, but sometimes travel has other plans. We share a Southern California trip that starts as a meaningful family vacation and "back to where it all began" birthday idea, then ends with airline chaos, shifting departure times, and that particular kind of exhaustion you only earn after living out of a suitcase across multiple hotels.

From there, we jump into the kind of behind-the-scenes updates our community loves: the home studio build, acoustic panels that feel a little too effective, and Listener Spotlight where historical clues lead to a town with Revolutionary War naming roots, a Civil War cavalry note, and modern special operations ties. We also flag a practical issue for Apple Podcasts listeners about subscriptions and early releases.

Then we lean hard into leisure topics. We swap music nostalgia and argue for the return of forgotten styles like ragtime, sea shanties, polka, and barbershop quartet. Finally, we get nerdy in the best way with weird alcohol measurements and drinking history: what a "jill" is, why "shot" has myths and real origins, and how terms like hogshead, tun, nip, and even "buttload" connect to actual volumes.

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S5E8 · March 13, 2026

Fog, Moon Pies, And The Lucky A

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A fog-shrouded descent into Detroit turns into two full-throttle go-arounds, a shrinking layover, and a dash through Atlanta that ends at a gate announcing an instant "on time." That chaos becomes our doorway into a bigger theme: how slow travel — and the right kind of humor — can turn stress into stories worth keeping.

We swap flight nerves for frontline lessons from public transit. De-escalation is not theoretical when you sit behind the wheel; it is policy made real by posted rules, QR codes, and a system that backs the driver when words fail.

Then we step into living history on the USS Alabama. Nine 16-inch guns, 2,700-pound shells, wood decks, and a crew working twelve-hour rotations make the Lucky A feel both massive and human. The adjacent submarine compresses everything — sleep, work, fear — into a narrow tube stacked with bunks over torpedoes. We close the loop with a shrimp boil in the hangar and finally learn why Mobile throws Moon Pies during Mardi Gras: soft, cheap, joyful, and safe to toss by the thousands.

Mobile is rising — new airport plans, an Amtrak corridor feeding cruise traffic, breweries, and a downtown that rewards wandering. Along the way, we trade speed for presence and pick up a few facts you will retell: battleships at 27 knots, subs that humble you, and Moon Pies lighting up a winter sky.

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S5E7 · February 27, 2026

Spy? Bus Driver? Bourbon Courier On A Bike - Michael shares something personal

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A slow ride can carry a lot: jokes from a sunlit cruise, a bottle of bourbon tucked into a jersey, and the kind of conversation that pauses for grief and keeps rolling anyway. We open with playful "secret agent" teasing and a check-in on the job search, detour into bourbon dreams and Peerless Distillery legends (yes, including Patton's pistol), and then arrive at the true center of this journey: honoring a father whose love of cycling sparked a friendship and a community.

From there, we talk frankly about dementia — what early changes can look like, why quick screening matters, and how new treatments may slow decline. We share small, practical steps for brain health, and that thread expands into everyday product safety, from cookware to the surprising places metals still hide, without fear-mongering or hype.

Because our map always includes wonder, we celebrate global listeners and reveal a delightfully specific gem: Yuma, Arizona — the sunniest city in the U.S., proud home of a New Year's lettuce drop and a rich military testing history. We swap ride fuel favorites (Payday vs. Three Musketeers), post-ride rewards, and the strangest cargo we've ever hauled — like an RV seat cushion and two mysterious ball-peen hammers found miles apart on the same day. Studio upgrades get a nod, BRAG plans stay in motion, and the road ahead looks open.

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S5E6 · February 13, 2026

Tall, Grande, Venti… And A Whole Latte Opinions

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A warm floor, a borrowed basement, and a hardwired cable set the scene for a conversation that mixes honesty with humor. We open by acknowledging a tough week for the family, then steer into what so many professionals are feeling: a job market where interviews stack up, portals show hundreds of applicants, and patience becomes a skill. From there, the conversation swerves — smoothly — into the strange poetry of Starbucks sizes and what clever naming says about branding, identity, and the rituals we buy.

That detour unlocks the story of how our cycling miles evolved into investing miles. We revisit dollar-cost averaging, dividend plays, and the surprising value of owning a sliver of the places you frequent. There are hard lessons, too: why Topgolf's rapid buildout strained the model, what Callaway's partial divestment signals, and how a humble convenience chain — Casey's — quietly delivered outsized growth. Pensacola, Florida, takes a bow in our Listener Spotlight with its layered history and flight training roots, because curiosity still fuels this community.

We balance the heavy with light: a burst of dad jokes, a proud homecoming moment, and the nerves of first drives that remind us how practice builds confidence. We also level with you about our plans — some group rides are paused until work settles — but the community heartbeat stays strong. And to thank those who want to support the show, we're offering a clean, simple option: early access 48 hours before the public drop, while keeping every episode available to everyone.

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S5E5 · February 1, 2026

Two Friends Trade Bike Routes For Hidden Disney History

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Ever notice how your feet slow down in Epcot or how an ugly wall disappears into the trees? We spent a chilly Florida week trading climbs for castles and pulled back the curtain on the design choices that steer your attention, shape your pace, and keep the story intact even when the weather doesn't cooperate. Between CityWalk wandering, Sanaa's legendary bread service, and a night queued up for DVC Moonlight Magic, we chased the little truths that make the magic feel effortless.

We unpack why Cinderella Castle has zero bricks and still stands strong, how Main Street's flags quietly dodge the rulebook, and what those famous tunnels really do for the show. Pirates of the Caribbean spans multiple buildings with a hill that hides a train, the Tower of Terror wears Morocco's colors to protect Epcot's sightlines, and Go Away Green turns workaday structures into background noise.

Epcot's early vision as a living city explains today's subtle engineering: uneven paths that slow you down, a sphere held aloft by legs, and a second gate that changes how the park breathes. Add in chemically aged water, purposely unlevel vehicles, and tree insurance backed by a soil lab, and you start to see how maintenance becomes part of storytelling.

We also shout out Birmingham, the Magic City, in our Listener Spotlight and line up a new mystery city with clues tied to wings and a certain 70s news anchor vibe. On the home front, we're tuning the show's sound, remodeling the studio, and exploring an early-access subscription for anyone who wants their Leisure two days sooner.

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S5E4 · January 18, 2026

We Went To Podfest And All We Got Was A Better Golf Swing

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Sunshine, fairways, and a hall full of creators — this Florida trip gave us exactly what we needed: time together and a clearer sense of why we make this show the way we do. We walked into Podfest surrounded by pitch decks and monetization playbooks and walked out more committed to community, consistency, and the simple joy of talking to people we like about places we love.

We compare notes on the shifting podcast landscape, from platform-heavy expo floors to practical YouTube strategies that won't burn out a two-person team. Buzzsprout friends shared smart, human advice that fits a steady biweekly cadence. Over dinner, our longtime friend Armando dropped Disney gems that reminded us travel stories are the heartbeat of Road Adventures. Listener Spotlights celebrate Frankfurt, Germany — hot-dog history, efficient transit, and the world's biggest book fair — and Marshall, Illinois, where a community band and a 19th-century stone arch keep local pride alive.

Life updates are part of the path. With a job search underway, we've paused big cycling trips like BRAG and the Katy Trail while still backing our teams and planning bite-size updates from the road. A surprise golf glow-up — better contact, calmer decisions — became a quiet metaphor for the show: progress without pressure. We also talk market headwinds, why bike sales may be cooling, and how AI demand is nudging tech prices up. Between mobile recording quirks, a cameo from Confetti, and the long-awaited closure of the "bucket hat" saga, we keep it real, useful, and light.

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S5E3 · January 6, 2026

We Made A Yellow Jersey For A Guessing Game, Because Why Not

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What if calling a week-long ride's overnight towns could win you a jersey no one else will ever own? We turned our BRAG 2026 route fever into a community contest and crowned a winner who came astonishingly close to a perfect map. Along the way, we unpacked why state rides like BRAG are such a powerful gateway into bike touring: approachable daily mileage, supportive staff, flexible sleeping options, and small towns that roll out the welcome mat.

We walk through how riders reverse-engineer a route — looking at mileage norms, terrain, venue capacity, and that all-important Tuesday layover. The winning entry stood out not just for accuracy, but for understanding how a great route balances challenge and charm. That earned Jeff Williamson, president of the West Florida Wheelmen, a one-of-a-kind yellow Cycling Men of Leisure jersey co-branded with the BRAG Happy Trails logo.

We also share practical travel tactics that make week-long rides smoother. Book fast the night the route drops. Use simple tools to split trip costs cleanly so friendships stay fun and finances stay fair. Pack for comfort and recovery as much as performance. And most of all, find your people. Riding with a team transforms long days into shared memories — familiar wheels, small rituals, and the kind of support that makes headwinds bearable and finish lines sweeter.

There's banter, a bonus Listener Spotlight with city clues, a quick job-search update, and a preview of our Florida swing with golf, Podfest, and a friendly college championship wager.

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S5E2 · January 4, 2026

Aerodynamic Bikes Won't Fix My Short Game

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New Year energy, winter grit, and a community that refuses to thin out — this one hits all three. We open with holiday contrasts that say everything about the ride right now: one of us hiking on ice with crampons and a Starbucks in hand, the other stepping out in shorts on a 70-degree Christmas. That contrast becomes a theme as we talk candidly about a slow job search, the quiet power of listener support, and why a team-first approach makes Big BRAG 2026 more rewarding for new riders and veterans alike.

We zoom out to the bigger picture too. A shrunken Bicycling Magazine issue in the mailbox sparks a look at how print is adapting — smaller formats, leaner shipping, tighter layouts — and how that mirrors the shift from paper to pixels across cycling media. The conversation veers from aero bikes and marginal gains to what actually moves most riders: comfort, consistency, and a reason to roll. We share stories from old-school route planning in real estate photography, where efficiency beat mileage, and connect that mindset to how we plan tours, choose gear, and build habits that last.

There's plenty of community fuel. We recap warm welcomes from international listeners, share gratitude for supporters who keep the show humming, and invite everyone to join our Cycling Men and Women of Leisure teams for Big BRAG 2026. We also announce our Podfest 2026 plans, thanks to Buzzsprout's support.

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S5E1 · January 1, 2026

Happy Trails Across Georgia with BRAG and Cycling Men Of Leisure

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Ready for a ride that blends rail-trails, river views, and real small-town hospitality? We're unveiling BRAG's "Happy Trails" route and bringing you along for a southbound journey that starts at LaFette's Honeybee Festival, rolls past a winery rest stop, settles into a two-night layover in Carrollton, and detours into a behind-the-scenes tour at Trilith Studios. From the Silver Comet to the LaGrange Thread and the Man O' War Trail, we stitch together protected miles and lively downtowns for a week that feels equal parts adventure and reunion.

We map the route day by day so you can picture the ride: LaFette to Somerville, on to Cave Spring for cold spring water and easy camping; a midweek hub in Carrollton with the GreenBelt ready for a relaxed spin; a surprise cultural stop at Trilith with film-stage tours; then a push through Senoia to LaGrange for a big Friday night downtown. The finale brings us through Pine Mountain and drops into Columbus via the Riverwalk, where whitewater, zip lines, and riverfront patios set the scene for a celebratory finish.

Worried about logistics? We cut the planning to three choices: how long you're riding, where you'll sleep, and how you'll get there. Veterans share why they park at the finish and shuttle to the start, plus tips for flyers using ATL or Chattanooga. Along the way you'll hear bourbon price trends, stories of ocean-aged bottles and lake-aged wine, and why trail networks change not just your route but your headspace.

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That's all of Season Five — every episode from the New Year's Day route release through the Tour de France mini-series. New posts land here automatically after each episode drops.